Attainablemind: HR-8791 Homeland Security Bill

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"Congress shall now vote for approval HR-8791 the Homeland terrorism preparedness bill, as said bill requesting a emergency response funding, up to and including. Uh,... I'm sorry this section is classified. A dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from, classified. Funding for first response personal and vehicles would be doubled if sent attack leaves to more that 80% of national population being affected by classified. This funding shall convince in conjunction with a first attack on um,...classified. Or the first large scale outbreak of classified dependent on which come first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of, classified. Including a radiated,......classified with possibility of, classified airborne, classified flesh eating, classified and or all of the above in such event as classified spewing, classified escape, are released or otherwise become uncontrollable. Air force units may also be directed to combat said,...classified due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should events occur in urban areas,..........Jesus,............That's, classified far surpassing our darkest nightmares should castle these uh, exceed classified body disposal action, shall beholden and associated shall be reallocated through classified underground classified birthing centers a new bill of right shall be drafted and approved by classified. Having now reviewed the bill. I now ask you to please cast your vote."

This is actully spoof video put out by the Onion that had me at first. Then I scrolled down to see comments. Their good. The thing is, this is most likely not to far from the truth.

About the Author

In 2000 I was living in Playa Hermosa Costa Rica as a surf tour guide and DJ. One weekend I was at a small coastal town called Monazuma in the Nicoya peninsula with some friends. We went out to the bars and had a fairly wild night. The place we were staying was in a little beach house about a thirty minute walk from the center of town. By the time the four of us got back, you could just start to see the light coming from the the morning horizon. We all sat on a log on the beach looking at the sky reminiscing about the night. That's when we saw a bright star slowly move across the sky. We all saw it and looked at each other in wonder. It was easily the brightest thing in the sky. It continued to move across the sky as we all sat and watched with our mouths wide open in awe in dead silence. All of a sudden it stopped, that's when we all kind of started to freak out, not for our safety because it was far away, but because it was at that moment we all realized this was something that could not be explained. I have never had bigger goose bumps in my life. It stop as we looked on, just then it started to get brighter and brighter and brighter and brighter and just as we all started to shout profanity's it was gone. Adrenalin was pumping through us all, "Dude what the f#%k was that?" We knew all of our lives in a way would be different after this experience. We knew what we saw was real because we all saw the same thing. We all for the first and only time had seen only what was talked about in science fiction, we all from this moment on, had been witnesses to a real UFO.

I've lived in Virgina, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, Texas, Colorado, New Mexico, California, Hawaii, Costa Rica and currently reside in Utah. I have had extensive travels throughout the United States, Mexico, Costa Rica, Holland, Switzerland, Germany, France, Italy, and England.

I have always been able to get along with people from all walks of life from all around the world and this has led to me meeting some amazing people and hearing some unbelievable stories.

As we have come into this era of social interaction through the internet, information that was told through word of mouth now can become a story that's shared by the entire planet.

Because of the many things I have seen and heard, and how they have correlated to many stories I have found over the internet, it's this correlation that has led to the inspiration of Attainablemind.

By no means do I make any claims of being a professional writer. I'm sure your going to find some grammatical errors. If you find any, feel free to let me know and it's very appreciated. I also ask for you to realize that just because a story has a few grammatical errors, doesn't mean it isn't true. Try keep an open mind while you read through this site and know that the information is to give people a broader perspective of the world and life as we know it. Do your best to not let these errors get in the way of the messages that these stories bring. Errors come from my lack of writing experience, not the origin of the story.

I truly hope you enjoy what you find here and I hope for some of you, this has been a real wake-up call to what's really happening in the universe. After the discoveries I've made, I honestly can say I know the true meaning of my life, which is to help humanity by broadening their awareness of this planet through multimedia projects such as this website.

Earth can be a better place for everybody, but it's up to every single one of us to make that happen. Once you have made that decision for yourself, you will find that your world becomes the better place you have made it. It's all perspective. If your Royalty, your on top of the world. Compared to if your homeless and hungry in a 3rd world country (like millions of people) life doesn't get much harder. Then ask yourself, where do you fit into the grand scale of things? This is the first step to a better understanding of the world around you. The 2nd step is to stay away from conventional thinking and read the stories I have posted before you.

Enjoy the ride as you attain your Attainablemind.