HR-8791 Homeland Security Bill

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"Congress shall now vote for approval HR-8791 the Homeland terrorism preparedness bill, as said bill requesting a emergency response funding, up to and including. Uh,... I'm sorry this section is classified. A dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from, classified. Funding for first response personal and vehicles would be doubled if sent attack leaves to more that 80% of national population being affected by classified. This funding shall convince in conjunction with a first attack on um,...classified. Or the first large scale outbreak of classified dependent on which come first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of, classified. Including a radiated,......classified with possibility of, classified airborne, classified flesh eating, classified and or all of the above in such event as classified spewing, classified escape, are released or otherwise become uncontrollable. Air force units may also be directed to combat said,...classified due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should events occur in urban areas,..........Jesus,............That's, classified far surpassing our darkest nightmares should castle these uh, exceed classified body disposal action, shall beholden and associated shall be reallocated through classified underground classified birthing centers a new bill of right shall be drafted and approved by classified. Having now reviewed the bill. I now ask you to please cast your vote."

This is actully spoof video put out by the Onion that had me at first. Then I scrolled down to see comments. Their good. The thing is, this is most likely not to far from the truth.

Moon Picture Update

So Jaxa (Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) has finally released the HD photo's of the moon. I would have to say for the amount of money they spent on their HD camera, the photos are very disappointing. You can get clearer images of earth from Google earth then you can of the moon with these stupid photo's. These pictures are no better then the one's taken 50 years ago by NASA. They also made a few dozen HD movies of the moon, which are good but of-course all shots of broad landscapes, and there are no stars in any video's or photos. I know they had a filter to take out the white spots, but can't they just for once take some unfiltered photo's??? What the big deal? Some how this super high tech HD camera still failed to get any close detailed photo's of the moon's surface. My freaking Canon Rebel takes better photo's then Jaxa's multimillion HD camera. Well not really, but still, there are clearer photo's of Mars for crying out loud. Either way, it just supports the fact there is more than meets the eye when it come to the moon otherwise we would have a Google moon. But that has yet to surface too. Some day the truth will reveal itself and we as humans will finally attain the knowledge that has been kept secrete for so many years.

The Scientific Truth On 2012

2012 is the biggest mystery of our time. Some people feel 12/21/2012 is just going to be another day and all of these theory's of what 's going to happen is just non-sense. Others feel it's spells doomsday and it's end of the world for all of us. Well, I have my own theory mostly all based off hard science and hard facts. I have come to the conclusions that 12/21/2012 is a marker of time that will have great significance on the entire world. After you see the facts I have laid out there is no denying the significance of the most famous date in history.

Let's talk about water for a moment. For those who haven't heard about the mysteries of water. Scientists have discovered that water has a consciousness to it. A Dr. Masaru Emoto did an experiment where he would flash freeze water while either playing different kinds of music, or actually just talking to it. He found that the water would react different to each song and each word that was spoken. The more negative the music or words being spoken, the more distorted the patterns were. The more positive it was, the more perfectly structured the ice crystals became. Something even more amazing, an experiment that was done with a pitcher of water from the documentary "Water the Great Mystery". The water was separated into two separate pitchers and were separated at a great distance. They found when one pitcher of water was exposed to information, the other that was separated restructured itself instantly, to respond with that information. Now to one step beyond that, their was a Russian scientist named Alexander Chizhevsky, who noticed that when the sun had solar flares, bacteria in water would have an instant reaction, not light years later, but at the exact moment. He also confirmed changes in human behavior due to solar flares. Now lets remember for a moment that that water consists of two hydrogen atoms bonded too a single oxygen atom, and that hydrogen is of-course the most abundant substance in the universe. We as humans are made up of 55 to 85% water, which makes us more than half water. We all know that the sun created life, and know it changes it as well. In the scientific studies with water, it's been proved that the molecular structure can be aligned with different frequencies. Everything in the universe emits frequencies in one way or the other, but it's the Sun's frequencies that have the most effect on the Earth and our solar system. So now take in the fact that a large majority of what were made up of is hydrogen and the sun effects hydrogen atoms at the exact moment the sun decides to flare. This has lead other studies that revile historic times of war tend to correlate with sunspot cycle's on the sun, meaning that the sun cycles directly effect human psychoses.

Two very interesting facts about earth. Fact one: our magnetic field has been decreasing for the last 2000 years, and the rate with in the last 500 years has spiked immensely and with in the last 20 years it has become so erratic that the aeronautical maps (what autopilots on planes are guided by) have had to be reconfigured around the world in order for the autopilot systems to work. Fact two: 2007 was the first year where the Arctic cap melted in the precise concordance of the North Pole and it's the first time in history that it hasn't been at least ten feet thick. Civilian and military ships both floated over the north pole in late 2007.

The Danish put out a recent study that was published in January 2009 showed a strong correlation between the strength of the Earth's magnetic field and precipitation in the tropics, leading them to believe that our planet's weather is being affected by galactic cosmic ray particles or GCR's penetrating Earth's atmosphere. Something ell's they found was that the Earth's magnetic field has recently had some radical changes. Co-author Nils Olsen, a geophysicist at the Danish National Space Center in Copenhagen said "What is so surprising is that rapid, almost sudden, changes take place in the Earth's magnetic field," and their findings suggest quick changes are simultaneously occurring in the liquid metal 1,900 miles below the Earth's surface. They have also found many fluctuations in the magnetic field occurring on several points around the planet leading them to believe the possibility of an up coming reversal of the magnetic poles. The Earth has reversed it's poles hundreds of times over the last billion years and it's been about 750,00 sense the last time it's happened making us well over due. This process could take thousands of years to complete.

Another dicovery that was made recently is that an unidentified source of high-energy cosmic rays are bombarding Earth from somewhere nearby our solar system. John Wefel of Louisiana State University and Principal Investigator for ATIC (Advanced Thin Ionization Calorimeter, a NASA funded balloon-borne instrument high over Antarctica) states "This is a big discovery, It's the first time we've seen a discrete source of accelerated cosmic rays standing out from the general galactic background. This electron excess cannot be explained by the standard model of cosmic ray origin, there must be another source relatively near us that is producing these additional particles." The results show an unexpected surplus of cosmic ray electrons reaching 300-800 billion electron volts. They have come to the conclusion that the source would indeed need to be within 3,000 light years of the sun and is most likely to be some like of pulsar, mini-quasar, supernova remnant or an intermediate mass black hole. "Cosmic ray electrons lose energy during their journey through the galaxy," said Jim Adams, ATIC research lead at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Ala. "These losses increasewith the energy of the electrons. At the energies measured by our instrument, these energy losses suppress the flow of particles from distant sources, which helps nearby sources stand out." An article published a week later relieved where the source may be coming from. A Los Alamos National Laboratory cosmic-ray observatory has seen for the first time mapped two distinct hot spots that appear to originate near the constellation of Orion. FYI, that's the same area that it's said planet X originates from.

Launched in February 2007 was NASA's Time History of Events and Macroscale Interactions during Substorms mission named THEMIS. Consisting of five probes to record and determine what physical process in near-Earth space initiates the violent eruptions of the aurora that occur during substorms in the Earth's magnetosphere. June 3, 2007 is when the first big discovery was made. It's necessary to understand that we are protected by the Earth's magnetosphere and it's what stops solar winds from wreaking havoc on our planet. Scientist were very surprised to find out that there had been a breach in the Earth's magnetosphere just as the probes were enter that space. Sensors recorded a torrent of solar wind particles streaming into the magnetosphere creating an event of extraordinary size and importance. But that's not what was so stunning. THEMIS project scientist David Sibeck states "At first I didn't believe it, this finding fundamentally alters our understanding of the solar wind-magnetosphere interaction." Wenhui Li, University of New Hampshire's space physicist who has been analyzing the data says "The opening was huge—four times wider than Earth itself,". Scientist never thought the breach would be on this kind of scale and is completely changing their understanding of the universe itself. Li's colleague Jimmy Raeder, says "We've seen things like this before but never on such a large scale. The entire day-side of the magnetosphere was open to the solar wind." What this means is that solar wind presses against the Earth magnetosphere for the most part directly above the equator where our magnetic field points north. When before it was the understanding that if a bundle of solar magnetism came along and as well points north, the two fields would reinforce each other strengthening Earth's magnetic defenses while slamming the door shut to the solar winds. When the solar magnetic field points north it's called "northern IMF" this would be considered on earth "shields up". What was so surprising is when the northern IMF came along our shields went down, which left many scientist confused and questioning their understanding of how things worked in the universe. This discovery relieved that twenty times more solar wind passed in to the Earth's protective shield when the magnetic fields were aliened, which sets the stage for loading the magnetosphere with plasma and will in turn create auroras and power outages on a global scale. Raeder also states, "We're entering Solar Cycle 24. For reasons not fully understood, CMEs in even-numbered solar cycles (like 24) tend to hit Earth with a leading edge that is magnetized north. Such a CME (coronal mass ejection) should open a breach and load the magnetosphere with plasma just before the storm gets underway. It's the perfect sequence for a really big event." The Earth's and Sun's magnetic fields will be in sync at the solar cycle's peek which is scheduled to happen in latter part of 2012.

Now time to talk about the latest events of our Sun. The Sun flips it's magnetic poles about every 10 to 11 years which is also known as sunspot cycle's. We are now coming to the end of cycle 23 which happened to produce some of the greatest sunspot activaty ever recorded and now getting ready to enter the cycle 24. Scientist are very confident about this forecast because of the simulated models made in the past that have had a 98% accuracy rate. Now in any given forecast you can have anywhere from 75 to 155 sunspots. The more sunspots there are, the more violent solar winds are produced and the more damage it can have on our electronic grid, effecting GPS systems, communications, and causing blackouts. Some scientist say there will only be a minimal number of spots peaking late 2011 and others say the sunspot numbers will be high peaking late 2012. NASA predicts the peak to happen in may 2013 with a below average number of spots somewhere around 70. Panel chairman Doug Biesecker of the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center says "Even a below-average cycle is capable of producing severe space weather, the great geomagnetic storm of 1859, for instance, occurred during a solar cycle of about the same size we’re predicting for 2013." The storm of 1859 was known as the "Carrington Event" after astronomer Richard Carrington who witnessed this solar flare that electrified transmission cables, set fires in telegraph offices, and produced northern lights so bright that you could read a news paper by the red and green glow. The national Academy of Sciences reported recently if a similar storm happened today, it would cause anywhere from $1 to 2 trillion dollars in damages to our high-tech infrastructure and would require four to ten years to recover. Even the relatively weak magnetic storm of 1989, caused the power outage of a Canadian hydro-electric power plant that left 6 million people in the U.S. and Canada without power for nine hours.

"It turns out that none of our models were totally correct," says Dean Pesnell of the Goddard Space Flight Center, NASA's lead representative on the panel. "The sun is behaving in an unexpected and very interesting way." It turns out that these cycles can last any were from 9 to 14 years says NASA. In the 17th century the sun plunged into a 70-year period of spotlessness know as the Maunder Minimum which completely baffles today's scientists. Right now in 2008 and 2009 have set a space age record for the least amount of sunspots ever seen in one's career. The sun has now gone more than two years without a significant solar flare and it's foretasted to stay calm until September of 2010. But as you can see forecast don't mean a whole lot right now. Although according to a breakthrough forecast using a computer model of solar dynamics developed by scientists at the National Center for Atmospheric Research (NCAR), they predict this next sunspot cycle will be 30-50% stronger than the last one and begin as much as a year late. This team seems to be the most accurate anyway, their track record has been 98% correct for the last 8 cycles.

A quick note about the sun's gravity, a recent study done by Dr. Mike Lockwood from Rutherford Appleton National Laboratories in California proved that the suns magnetic field has changed significantly. He reports that sense 1901 the sun's magnetic field has increased by 240% keeping scientist scratching their heads.

The Russians have had a very high interest in the sun lately as well. They believe that the changes that are happening now within our solar system and our planet are the same changes that happened during the extinction of the dinosaurs. Scientists from the Russian National Academy of Science in Siberia have come to the conclusion that we have moved into an area of space that is different and has a much higher energy level. They have also discovered a new glowing plasma energy on the edge of the sun's heliosphere. They claim that the changes that are happening to the sun are effecting every planet in our solar system and the life they can support even as far as changing the structure of DNA strands. New data has also revealed that the heliosphere, the protective shield of energy that surrounds our solar system, has weakened by 25 per cent over the past decade and is now at it lowest level since the space race began 50 years ago
Dr Nathan Schwadron, co-investigator on the IBEX mission at Boston University, said: "The interstellar medium, which is part of the galaxy as a whole, is actually quite a harsh environment. There is a very high energy galactic radiation that is dangerous to living things. Around 90 per cent of the galactic cosmic radiation is deflected by our heliosphere, so the boundary protects us from this harsh galactic environment."

Without the heliosphere the harmful intergalactic cosmic radiation would make life on Earth almost impossible by destroying DNA and making the climate uninhabitable.

Not only are there changes with the sun and Earth, but changes are happening to EVERY planet in our solar system. Uranus and Neptune appear to have had recent pole shifts. When the Voyager 2 space probe flew past Uranus and Neptune, the apparent north and south magnetic poles had a sizable offset from where the rotational pole was. Venus, is showing a marked increases in its overall brightness. Jupiter has now such a high energetic charge that there is actually a visible tube of ionizing radiation that's formed between its moon, Io.  The Martian atmosphere is getting visually thicker than it was before. The Mars observer probe in 1997 lost one of its mirrors, which caused it to crash because the atmosphere was about twice as dense as they calculated. Not to mention Mars had large ice caps that have melted and a blue sky which has faded immensely in the last 12 years. Believe it or not our own moon is growing an atmosphere that's made up of a
compound referred to as ''Natrium.'' there is now a 6,000-kilometer-deep layer of Natrium that wasn't there before. Jupiter's magnetic field has more than doubled. Uranus's magnetic field is noticeably changing while Neptune's magnetic field is increasing. These planets are becoming brighter and their magnetic field strength is getting stronger. Their atmospheres are changing just like ours. Overall volcanic and earthquake activity along with natural disasters has increased 500 percent since 1970 On the Earth. The glowing plasma at the leading edge of our Solar System has recently increased 1000 percent and this means that the Solar System itself is moving into an area where the energy is more highly charged which causes the solar emissions to travel more quickly and charge up the energy on the planets. This is conscious energy that is changing how the planet works, how it functions, and what kind of life it supports. The harmonics of the DNA spiral itself are altering. That's the real, hidden cause of spontaneous mass evolutions in previous epochs of time.

What this all means is we will soon get to the point where we are so far into a new level of energy that there will be a sudden expansion of the basic harmonic wave lengths that the sun emits as it radiates energy outward. This increase in energy emission will change the basic nature of all matter in the solar system. Knowing that there is an instant reaction among hydrogen and the sun, everything could change and react with in an instant. The planets will be push slightly farther away from the sun, and the atoms and molecules that make up everything in our solar system will physically expand in size. Changing the makeup of everything as we know it. Changing our DNA as we become an enlightened human race and there will be no choice in the matter, for we are at the mercy of everything that surrounds the earth. We have no control of space and time, it controls us. Soon we will welcome the dawn of a new "Golden age", or as some call it the "Age of light".

Everything we know from the Mayan calender and the I Ching tells that their calenders go back to point zero. For many enlightened beings this means a dramatic evolution of human kind into a higher plane of consciousness, and when you do the math and look at the science of everything, it really starts to make sense of whats really going to happen. In a way were still left in the dark because scientist seem to keep discovering new things about our sun and our solar system everyday. It's all a matter of interfaith and that inner feeling you may have about what is going to take place. No matter how you look at the science or predictions of the the ancient scriptures, things are changing, and these changes are by no means small or insignificant. By adding the pieces together that correlate to the date of December 12, 2012, for me it all starts to make sense. Just take a look at how many new documentaries the History channel as made on 2012, what the profits say and the scientific facts. You have to let go of what you think you know, look at the evidence of what is really happening scientifically and physically to our solar system, our sun, our planet and our selves. Open your mind to what could be and attain the knowledge that may help you get through the large changes that are coming in 2012, because their coming like it or not. What exactly they are we can only theorize, and that is this knowledge you need to attain for your attainable mind in 2012.

The Christian Conspiracy

       Christians believe the story of Jesus is original and unique. So much so, that the christian mind says to itself, he is the one and only son of God, Christ the lord, and he lives through me, to make decisions for me. Leaving no room to worship anyone or anything ell's. The bible even states that it's forbidden to worship anyone but the Lord God, otherwise christian or not, you will spend an eternity of pain and suffering in a place called hell. If you were to tell a christian that the story of Jesus is not unique, that mind frame writes it off as "work of the devil". It's hard to explain to someone who believes something so undoubtedly, that the story of Jesus is not unique at all. As it turns out there are about half a dozen gods that all share the same story long before Jesus, which I'll get to further down. Of course, mention this to a christian and their going to think your either lying, or that the devil planted the story of other gods into the minds of people a long before Jesus  to astray them from the true Christ. Think about it, you get someone to believe their going to spend an eternity of pain and suffering if they believe in anything other then "Christ the Lord", their mind wont let them believe anything ell's. That in it self, I find to be evil. In a way it keeps people imprisoned in their own minds. Born-again Christians have their whole lives torn apart by regretting everything they did before "they were saved" and now all of their decisions are made by "the Lord". This gives them an explanation for what happens in their lives. I guess life would be a little easier if you didn't have to own up to your own decisions. Talk about getting into someones head. I've seen strong independent confident people have there ego torn to shreds, and are now people who now question just about everything they do. Granted for some, I believe it's a good thing. Jesus promotes love, and people who don't have love in their lives need to fill that space somehow. That's why so many people who don't have close family members or are recovering drug addicts and alcoholics turn to the bible. It's a great empowerment for someone who feel's they have nothing. For those people, it's a good thing. It's funny, it seems for the weak, it makes them strong, and for the strong, it makes them weak.

The biggest problem I have with Christianity is the Bible. It's written in such a tongue, depending on the reader it can be interpreted in however they like. That's why you have so many different forms of Christianity, and they all feel that their version is right.

Lets take a look at a few of the hundreds of contradictions throughout the bible.

Does God condone murder?
I SAM 15:2,3,7,8 Thus saith the Lord . . . Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass. . . . And Saul smote the Amalekites . . . and utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword.
EXO 31:15 Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

I thought God was good to all. So much for people working on Sundays, your screwed!

God says it's OK to have slaves?
JOEL 3:8 And I will sell your sons and your daughters into the hand of the children of Judah, and they shall sell them to the Sabeans, to a people far off: for the Lord hath spoken it.
EXO 21:2,7 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservants do.

Is God good or evil?
DEUT 32:4 a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.
EXO 20:5 For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation. (Also repeated in Deuteronomy 5:9)
ISAI 45:7 I make peace and create evil. I the Lord do all these things.
EZEK 20:25,26 I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live. And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.
PSALM 145:9 The Lord is good to all.


War or peace?

ROM 15:33 The God of peace.
EXO 15:3 The Lord is a man of war.
JOEL 3:9-10 Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up: Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I am strong.
LUKE 22:36 Then said he unto them, . . . he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Is God visible?
JOHN 1:18 No man hath seen God at any time.
EXO 33:20 Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.

GEN 32:30 For I have seen God face to face.
EXO 33:11 And the Lord spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend.

Obey god or the law?
I PETER 2:13 Submit yourself to every ordinance of man . . . to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors.
ACTS 5:29 We ought to obey God rather then men.

Order of creation?
Day 1: Sky, Earth, light (Where did the light come from if the sun was made on day 4?)
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky (Rain without the sun?)
Day 3: Plants (Before the sun?)
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (Um...We revolve around the sun not the other way around.)
Day 5: Sea monsters, fish, birds, land animals.
Day 6: Humans (not man, but humans, meaning male and female, or I guess he waited until the afternoon to make a woman)
Day 7: Nothing

It's funny how there were 3 days before the sun was made. Days consist of a morning, noon, evening, and night. Kind of hard without a sun don't you think, I don't know, call me crazy.

If you want to see more, here's a list of 143 Bible contradictions.

As you can see, the Bible has been written in such a way that depending on the reader, you can make anything bad and really anything good, it even condones rape and murder in many many verses throughout the Bible. Here's just a few:
DEUT 22:28-29 If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. (But he can cheat on her?)

So if your raped, you now have to marry your attacker. What kind of sick bastard would make that a law?
LEVIT 20:13 If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.
All of your gay friends are now dead.

DEUT 13:7-12 If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst.

So for all you true believers out there, you now must go kill every non christian you know. That would make Hitler to be considered a good christian. After all, he was a christian and was only following Gods orders.

EXO 12:29-30 And at midnight the LORD killed all the firstborn sons in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn son of the captive in the dungeon. Even the firstborn of their livestock were killed. Pharaoh and his officials and all the people of Egypt woke up during the night, and loud wailing was heard throughout the land of Egypt. There was not a single house where someone had not died.

Wow......God slaughtered hundreds of thousands of baby's, even the ones held captive. In my book that constitutes a murdering psychopath.

REV 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars-- their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.

So if your a coward, non-believer, lie in anyway or having sex out of wedlock,.....guess where your going, a big fiery lake of burning sulfur! Sucks for you.

      The pattern starts to become very clear, the biblical God instills fear by threatening you and your loved ones with rape, murder and eternal pain and suffering. Personally this sounds like a conspiracy to keep people submissive not allowing them to think for themselves, because if they do,.....well you know the outcome. People are in a prison in their own minds, and God is the warden watching you at all times. The Bible should be band and outlawed! It never will though because it's the same people in power who wrote it in order to control the masses. That's why it was written in the first place. Mind control. Don't think, just obey. This is why in Christianity, "God" lives through you and makes decisions for you, rather than you making decisions for yourself. God really considers humans not capable of living their own lives. That's apparently his job.

Now on to the story of Jesus and how unique it really is. This is a list of 55 different things that happened in Jesus life, along with other god's it's happened to.

1. His mother was a virgin woman: Jesus, Attis, Buddha, Dionysus, Krishna, Mithra, Zoroaster, Horus

2. He was born on December 25: Jesus, Attis, Buddha, Dionysus, Horus, Krishna, Mithra

3. His earthly (adopted) father was a carpenter: Jesus, Krishna

4. His birth was signaled by a heavenly star: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Krishna

5. At his birth, shepherds presented him with gifts: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Krishna, Mithra

6. He was born in a manger or a cave: Jesus, Dionysus, Mithra

7. As a baby, he is declared a king. Wise men present him with gifts of gold: Jesus, Buddha, Krishna

8. Angels or other good divine spirits sang songs or danced at his birth: Jesus, Buddha, Krishna

9. He was threatened by a king or tyrant who tried to kill him as an infant: Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Moses

10. He was of royal lineage: Jesus, Buddha, Horus

11. He taught at the temple as a child and astounded all who heard him with his wisdom: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Zoroaster

12. He was baptized at a river: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Zoroaster

13. His hapless baptizer is later decapitated: Jesus, Horus

14. He was tempted in the wilderness by the devil: Jesus, Zoroaster

15. He was a traveling teacher of great wisdom: Jesus, Buddha, Dionysus, Mithra

16. His ministry preached a message of charity, peace and love. He lived in poverty and loved the poor: Jesus, Krishna

17. He taught of heaven and hell, revealed mysteries, resurrection, judgment, salvation and the apocalypse: Jesus, Zoroaster

18. He gave a famous sermon on a mountain: Jesus, Horus

19. He had 12 disciples: Jesus, Horus, Mithra

20. He gave his disciples the power to work miracles: Jesus, Krishna

21. He was transfigured in front of his disciples, sometimes described as shining as the sun: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Krishna

22. He healed the sick and the injured: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Krishna, Mithra, Serapis, Zoroaster

23. He cast out demons: Jesus, Horus, Zoroaster

24. He fed hundreds or thousands with magically generated food: Jesus, Buddha

25. He walked on water: Jesus, Buddha, Horus

26. He brought back the dead: Jesus, Horus

27. He turned water into wine: Jesus, Dionysus

28. His followers were admonished to take vows of poverty and renounce worldly desires: Jesus, Buddha

29. He was called such exalted titles as "Lord", "Master", "Light of the World", "Holy One", "Redeemer", "The Way", "The Truth", etc.: Jesus, Buddha, Dionysus, Horus, Krishna, Mithra

30. He is called "Logos" or "The Word": Jesus, Horus, Krishna, Mithra, Prometheus, Zoroaster

31. He was called "the anointed one" (how "Christ" translates): Jesus, Dionysus, Horus

32. He was known to his followers as a Shepherd of Humanity: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Mithra, Serapis

33. He was known as a fisher, associated with the fish: Jesus, Horus

34. He's identified with the ram or lamb: Jesus, Dionysus, Horus, Mithra

35. He's identified with the lion: Jesus, Horus, Krishna, Mithra

36. He came not to destroy but to fulfill the law: Jesus, Buddha, Horus

37. He rode in a triumphal procession on a donkey: Jesus, Dionysus

38. He condemned the clergy for their ambition and hypocrisy. He would later fall victim to their scheming: Jesus, Krishna

39. He crushed a serpent's head: Jesus, Buddha, Krishna

40. Declared the savior of humanity, slain for our salvation: Jesus, Attis, Krishna, Mithra

41. He sometimes is known by a heart symbol: Jesus, Krishna

42. His body and/or blood is consumed through bread/wine in a symbolic ritual: Jesus, Attis, Dionysus, Mithra, Zoroaster

43. He had a sacred cup or grail: Jesus, Zoroaster

44. He died while hung from a cross or a tree: Jesus, Attis, Buddha, Dionysus, Horus, Krishna

45. His good friend, a fisherman named Peter/Petraeus, would desert him: Jesus, Prometheus

46. He was crucified between two thieves: Jesus, Horus, Krishna

47. He was around the age of 30 when he was crucified: Jesus, Krishna

48. At his death, the sun darkened or there were other grim supernatural signs: Jesus, Krishna

49. He went to the underworld for three days: Jesus, Attis, Mithra

50. He was resurrected: Jesus, Attis, Buddha, Dionysus, Horus, Krishna, Mithra

51. He was resurrected during the springtime, the date of which would become a day of celebration among his followers: Jesus, Attis, Dionysus, Mithra

52. His sacred day is Sunday: Jesus, Mithra

53. He is the second part of a divine trinity and/or considered to be one with his father god: Jesus, Attis, Krishna

54. He promises to return one day: Jesus, Buddha, Horus, Krishna, Zoroaster

55. When he comes again, he will ride on a white horse to do battle with the prince of evil: Jesus, Krishna

Looks to me like the story of Jesus is compiled from things that happened all gods that lived before him. 

       Granted maybe some parts of this list are somewhat incorrect, but were not made up, and are for the most part correct. I believe God is everything and anything and I feel that Christians have abused the word "God" and turned into something of their own. I feel the bible has nothing to do with the REAL "God". He is not a man in the sky and surly never wrote any book.
Very rich men wrote the bible in order to control civilizations and distorted the word God to create a fictional being that controls everything. There's a great book that makes all of this very
clear called "God VS. The Bible" which you can read here.
All an all it's the year 2009 not 1009. It's time to put these old fairy tails to rest. It's doing nothing put keeping us as a human race down. The ironic part of the whole thing is, people who believe in Christianity tend to be less educated then people who don't. Down in the southern bible belt, it seems to be all about Jesus and guns!!! How in Jesus name, can anybody study a man who promotes love and compaction and at the same time support the making of weapons made for the SOUL PURPOSE OF KILLING OTHER HUMANS! Some confusing message, you think?

          Now I'm all about promoting love, peace and compaction, but It's time to put your faith in yourself, and knowing you are a part of "God" just like the everything in the universe. There is no one and only creator that has a gray beard with a magic wave of the hand making things happen who will put you in hell if you don't obey him. Look at the rest of the world around you and acknowledge what's happening, how anyone could believe this non-sense is baffling. Either way, it's important to find the facts for yourself, rather that have someone or something tell them to you and how you should live your life. We all grow up knowing what's right and what's wrong and we don't need bible explaining it to us in tongue. It seems strange that priests who do the "Lords" work seem to have the highest rate of molestation cases. I guess their god decided not to give them the strength to know what was right from wrong, even know their lives were devoted to HIM.

          We all want good in our lives and that's the attraction to the Jesus and the Bible. But there to many holes in the story for it to hold any water. There is no need for all this repent and sin and fear of what happens to your soul. Fear does not bring love and happiness, it leads to hatred and jealousy. The only one that can create love and happiness is ourselves and it's up to each and every one of us to find it. But in order to get there you need to attain the knowledge on your own, through this experience we call life. Open your mind to what is and what could be, find out the facts before going on to believe whatever your told. Especially from some book written over and over and over by rich and powerful men. Don't take yourself for granted and know you have the power within yourself. This life is yours, so why would you allow anyone or any thing live it for you. Let your mind and soul free by attaining your attainable mind.